![]() ![]() With more lance-splintering action and glorious pageantry than you can shake a sword at, Medieval Times continues to be one of the most popular dinner shows in Orlando! Once inside the stone walls of the 11th Century-style castle, trumpeters herald all guests into the Grand Ceremonial Arena where they are seated in one of the six sections corresponding to the colours and kingdom of one of the daring knights. Her Majesty Doña Maria Isabella presides over a tournament of knights who gather in celebration to test their skill against one another in a series of games, jousting, and combat. Most tickets can be amended for free or cancelled with a full refund up to a few days before your holiday departure date.īook Now, Use Now - receive gate-ready tickets instantly upon full payment Enjoy direct fast-track entry to many attractions as you bypass the ticket and voucher lines! Don't worry if you need to change your plans. When you buy from, you can buy with confidence. *On receipt of your Disney Ticket Confirmation, create gate-ready Disney MagicMobile passes using the My Disney Experience app. Enjoy direct, hassle-free entry using your smartphone. Receive Gate-Ready Digital Tickets for the major theme parks and attractions. ![]() Our price promise ensures that you are getting the best value attraction tickets - will not be beaten on price! Shouts of "Bring out the Pear!" mix with the happy din of birthday-drunk little lords and ladies.Save time and money by pre-purchasing your attraction tickets in advance and enjoy great savings versus the gate as well as guaranteeing admission on your chosen date. Our Yellow Knight succumbs early, but we quickly shift our allegiance to the neighboring Black-and-White Knight. The color-coded cheering sections howl for blood as knights lance each other and tumble to the ground, then jump up to snatch an ax or bludgeon. "The king conveys his blessings on the birthday of Julia King, age seven, Mark Sarto, age ten, Angelo Cucchiara, age twelve!" Repeatedly, the tension is broken when the Master of Ceremonies announces birthdays of crowd-members - scores of them. The show steadily builds - from stately horses trotting backwards to the final clash of steel and valor in the Tournament Royale. An impulse purchase at this point is unwise - minutes later, they're taking a photo of your group and trying to sell it to you for another 5 bucks. Interspersed are visits by wenches and serfs selling souvenir booklets, illuminated flowers, pennants, and your personal king snapshot mounted in an elaborate promo booklet. Meals courses appear rhythmically, from the "stale bread" to the laughable tiny apple pastry that calls itself a dessert. Celtic is in, and a Druid has less pressure to perform than the Greatest Magician of All Time. Instead, a "Druid" spiritually cleanses the fog-filled arena of evil spirits. Merlin no longer warms up the audience with his feeble smaller-than-life magic tricks. Once in the arena, the crowd settles in for two hours of horsemanship and chivalrous battle. All too soon, the exit appears, and your only recourse is to start drinking heavily. Mounted on the walls are torture instruments like the " Breast Pincers," and " The Pear." Most of the featured devices were used in some lurid way on victims' private parts. No attempt at accuracy or realism is made in the three small rooms that visitors traverse in single-file. The displays are half-baked torture tableaus featuring Halloween-grade decorative skeletons and lots of thick spray-on cobwebs. ![]() The museum, apparently mirrored at the other kingdoms, provide about three minutes of entertainment. Ticket-holders are issued crowns at the door, then photographed with a short costumed, bearded man - the King? The crowd accumulates in a set of large castle rooms, conveniently equipped with several bars, souvenir stands, Trace-Your-Heritage concessions, and a Torture Museum. The merchandising gauntlet is as fearsome as ever. The magic has faded a bit, partly due to MT's own stature as a tourism fixture, and the subsequent rise of hundreds of dinner theater and "eatertainment" options. Set in a sort of 11th century Spanish Camelot, the mealtime pageantry and Arthurian shtick has changed little. Color-coded paper crowns adorn the heads of visitors, who cheer on their favorite hued knights while eating without utensils. You probably know the routine, even if you haven't seen The Cable Guy. ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |